In old Super Friends PSAs, Wonder Woman was the ambassador of banality
What did we learn from the following commercials?
“Traffic Safety” - Wonder Woman is watching you always and will reward your servility with a handshake.
“Plant Safety” - Don’t eat random plants you find growing in vacant lots. Also, if you invite Wonder Woman to dinner, she’ll laugh it off like the supercilious ice queen that she is.
“Dog Safety” - Don’t be afraid to prostrate yourself before strange animals. Wonder Woman says it’s fine.
“Germ Safety” - If you’re a deranged child who eats styrofoam cups, Wonder Woman will get all up in your shit rather than overthrowing some equatorial junta.
Source: http://io9.com/ http://is.gd/cId50